16 Most Massive Foods You Can Actually Order in America

You gotta love America, right? We take everything, even food, to the extreme! I remember visiting Universal Studios and wanting to get a bite of the gigantic Simpsons’ Pink Donut–that oversized, mouthwatering treat with perfect pink frosting, rainbow sprinkles, and a dough ring larger than your head. 

If you think a donut as large as your head is wild, wait until you hear about some of the biggest foods in the USA. I’m talking pizzas bigger than car tires, burgers that need more than two hands to pick up, towering sandwiches, and ice cream sundaes that would make you cry for mercy. The craziest thing about most of these enormous meals is that if you can conquer these food beasts, they’re FREE! Plus, your name goes on the restaurant’s Wall of Fame, and sometimes you even get paid! So, if you want a complementary feast, fame for a day, and maybe even a stomach ache, check out these giant foods you can order and demolish. 

Kenny & Ziggy’s Zellagabetsky

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Imagine a sandwich almost the size of a Jenga tower! This bad boy has eight layers of delicious meats—corned beef, pastrami, turkey, roast beef, salami, and tongue! Kenny & Ziggy’s New York Delis legendary Zellagabetsky, with creamy coleslaw and Russian dressing, weighs in at 4 pounds of deliciousness. The only person to ever finish it in one sitting is the legendary basketball player Shaquille O’Neal in 2018. Shaq was so impressive that they gave him a whole 12-inch cheesecake instead of a slice as his reward!

San Francisco Creamery’s Kitchen Sink Sundae

Ice cream fans, get ready for the ultimate brain freeze! The San Francisco Creamery in Walnut Creek, California, serves the Kitchen Sink Sundae—a dessert so massive it comes in an actual kitchen sink. It’s big enough for six to eight people, with eight scoops of ice cream, bananas, eight toppings, whipped cream, almonds, and cherries. Finish it in under 30 minutes, and it’s free, plus you get a year’s worth of free ice cream (one sundae a day)!

Fat Sal’s Big Fat Fatty

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Forget Michelin stars—Los Angeles has the Big Fat Fatty challenge at Fat Sal’s Deli! This 27-inch monster comes piled high with five cheeseburgers, tons of bacon, three pounds of meat, and ten chicken fingers, all smothered in 12 ounces of cheese and served with fries and jalapeno poppers. All this gloriousness comes at a price—$50, to be exact. But if you can conquer this mountain of food and finish it all in one sitting, you get it for free! Not only that, but Fat Sal will immortalize your achievement by naming a sandwich after you.

Macarena’s Mexican Food’s Anaconda Burrito

If you thought your local taqueria’s burritos were big, think again! At Macarena’s in Kansas City, Missouri, the Anaconda is a whopping seven pounds of meat, beans, cheese, salsa, and lettuce. If you can defeat this Goliath in 45 minutes, you get it for free, plus a shirt and a spot on the wall of fame! 

Clinton Station Diner’s 50-Pound Mount Olympus Burger

Ever heard of a “you dine, we’ll pay” challenge? At Clinton Station Diner in New Jersey, it’s all about the Mount Olympus burger—a whopping 50 pounds of pure food glory! That’s a 25-pound beef patty stacked high with all the fixings. Gather your four hungriest friends, and if you can collectively defeat this epic burger in one hour, it’s on the house. PLUS, you will receive a $1,000 prize!

Clinton Station Diner’s 8th Wonder

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If you thought we would pop in and out of the Clinton Station Diner in true Road Runner fashion, you thought wrong. Think the Mount Olympus burger is a challenge? Try the ‘8th Wonder’ at Clinton Station Diner—a whopping 105-pound burger! If you and nine friends can finish it in under an hour, you’ll win $2,000.

Mama’s On The Hill’s Hill Of Spaghetti

If you think you can eat a mountain of pasta, then head to Mama’s On The Hill in St. Louis, Missouri. This Italian joint serves up a legendary challenge: a 13-inch bowl filled with a three-pound meatball, over four pounds of spaghetti, and plenty of marinara sauce. Finish this impressive feast in one hour, and you’ll eat for free, plus score a free shirt or hat as your champion’s prize!

The Big Texan’s 72-ounce Steak 

They say everything’s bigger in Texas, and that goes for steak, too! The Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo offers a legendary 72-ounce steak challenge! The objective: eat 72 ounces of pure beef, along with a baked potato, a roll, shrimp cocktail, and a salad, all in one hour. If you complete this epic battle of man vs. meat, the meal is on the house! But if that giant slab of steak defeats you, well, you gotta pay $72. If you win, you even get your photo on their Wall of Fame, so bragging rights are included!

Beth’s Cafe’s 12-Egg Omelet

If you’re the type that only wants coffee for breakfast, this spot may not be for you. Beth’s Cafe in Seattle, Washington, serves up a legendary 12-EGGER omelet alongside a mountain of hash browns and toast. This epic omelet has been featured on shows like Man v. Food, and let’s just say it wasn’t easy to conquer!

Crawdaddy’s on Greenfield’s Five-Foot Po’Boy Sandwich

This cajun and creole restaurant in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, isn’t just jambalaya and etouffee; they also offer massive five-foot po’boys for free if you can finish it within an hour. The bread for the sandwich weighs two pounds alone! Inside the crusty baguette, you’ll find five different sections with fried catfish, grilled shrimp, blackened catfish, blackened shrimp, and even fried alligator. Make sure you bring some antacids for dessert!

Pink’s Hot Dogs

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Pink’s Hot Dogs in Los Angeles, California, throws out the rulebook on regular-sized hot dogs. Imagine a hot dog that stretches way past the bun on both ends. That’s the kind of situation you’re looking at at Pink’s. Their famous nine-inch Stretch Chili Dog is a monster, and they’ve got a 12-inch jalapeno dog called “El Cucuy” that’ll challenge even the most seasoned competitive eater.

Big Mama’s and Papa’s 54-inch pizza

Big Mama & Papa’s Pizzeria in Los Angeles serves up the ultimate pizza: the Giant Sicilian. This 54-inch by 54-inch behemoth has 200 squares of cheesy, tomato goodness—enough to feed 50-70 people! But if you’re up for a challenge, grab up to seven friends, finish it in two hours, and win $1000, plus the pizza is free. Fail the challenge, and it’ll cost you $400!

Round Rock Donuts’ Two-Pounder

Craving a donut that’ll put your sweet tooth to the ultimate test? Round Rock Donuts in Texas offers the Texas-sized donut—a two-pound treat that’s like 12 regular donuts in one. This giant ring of sweet, fried dough comes either glazed or topped with chocolate. It’s perfect for sharing, and it’s so big that it’s practically a meal on its own!

The Bearded Ginger’s Thor’s Hammer

It’s not called Thor’s hammer for nothing! The meal, weighing in at eight pounds of food, is probably as big, if not bigger, than the mythical God’s weapon of choice. If you accept the challenge at The Bearded Ginger in Spokane, Washington, you’ll be tasked with finishing a mound of food, including beef shank, mac and cheese, chicken wings, garlic toast, BBQ beans, mozzarella sticks, and french fries. You have one hour to down this pile of artery-clogging delights, and your meal is free! Plus, you’ll be forever immortalized on the wall of fame!

Acme Oyster House’s 15 Dozen Oyster Challenge 

If you’re a seafood fan, go straight to Acme Oyster House in New Orleans, Louisiana, and put yourself to the test with their legendary 15 Dozen Oyster Challenge! Here’s the deal: You have a whopping 60 minutes to devour 180 oysters. That’s like a whole oyster bed on a plate. If you manage to slurp down this briny bounty in time, you’ll earn a spot in their prestigious 15 Dozen Club.

Deli Sushi & Desserts Six Pound Monster Roll

If you think sushi is always light and delicate raw fish and rice, you’ve never been to Deli Sushi & Desserts in San Diego, California! This unassuming cafe serves up the Monster–a six-pound roll equivalent to eight normal rolls filled with shrimp, salmon, and crab with some jalapeno sauce on top. Imagine two water bottles stacked on top of each other–that’s about the size of this beast. You only get 15 minutes to finish it, but if you do, the meal is free, and you go up on the wall of fame. 

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Author: Hannah Healy

Title: Writer

Expertise: Travel, Food, Wellness

Hannah is the published author of The Ultimate Paleo Cookbook and an avid writer in the health, entertainment, travel, and personal finance spheres. She is also the owner and founder of Healy Eats Real, a health and wellness website providing recipes and wellness information for over ten years. Her work has been featured on Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Redbook, Fitness, and MSN.

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